( EAW Intro plays)
‘’ You know, there’s this thing in EAW, you might have heard of it …it’s something called the ‘GOAT circle’…’’
‘‘Incase you don’t know, it’s a circle of people who apparently the ‘greatest of all time’ and in this group, there’s Jaywalker, Heart Break Boy, Y2Impact and than …Methuselah’
( Highlights play of Methuselahs career as Mr.DEDEDE play )
‘’What has he ever done to be considered the ‘greatest of all time’ huh?? When has he ever won the world title in a straight match, that didn’t involve him screwing somebody over??’’
( Highlights play of Mr.DEDEDE screwing running into the RRS/CC/Masters match to become the Undisputed Hardcore champion and pinning Ashten Cross to win the EAW Championship )
‘’It baffles me how you people can make jokes about Jon Kelton for coming and going, but yet say nothing despite the fact that Methuselah has retired from EAW as many times as Kelton has left.’’
( Highlights play of Mr.DEDEDE retiring various different times )
‘’But because he has a few different personalities like ‘Gawd’ and ‘Methuselah’, because he has some cute little catchphrases that are about as original as Marq Banks was good, he gets a pass.’’
( Highlights play of the Gawd on Dynasty, Diamond Dallas DEDEDE feuding with Jaywalker and Methuselah feuding with Regulator )
‘’I know for a FACT that there wouldn’t be an EAW for Robbie V, Kevin Devastation or Methuselah to come crawling back too if it wasn’t for me …’’
( Highlights play of Mr.DEDEDE returning at various different times, noticeably at the last Grand Rampage )
‘’ Forget HRDO, Banks, Jay or HBB …I’m your worst nightmare, I looked up to you, only so I put you down like the dog that you are…’’
( A still image is shown of Dark Demon kneeling over a beaten down Methuselah on Showdown )
( Camera fades to black for a few moments )
( ‘Bring it’ by Trapt plays as flashes of all the feuds play of CN Tower vs. Diamond Cage/HBG to Pyrite vs. Zack Crash, to Christy Cruise vs. Cameron Ella Ava, to Jacob Senn vs. Scott Diamond to Ventura/Hades/Rami )
( The Camera pans into the arena as a parade of blue pyro shoots up all over the stage into the sky with the camera panning to WWEFan and Flashback at the commentary table )
Fan: WE’RE FINALLY HERE, ITS REASONABLE DOUBT TIME!! ITS ALL SHOWDOWN TONIGHT AS WE HAVE A HUGE, HUGE SHOW IN STORE TONIGHT INSIDE THE BRADLEY CENTER!! All the scores will be settled, all the chips will be thrown in, blood will be spilled, bones will be broken and this is truly the climax of EVERYTHING on Showdown!
Flashback: Indeed, I agree partner! The most ANTICAPIATED Reasonable Doubt of all time, the entire landscape of Showdown will change tonight, Cleopatra might have to retire, we may get a new Showdown GM or Diamond Cage may achieve his dream at least and surely the end of either Methuselah OR Dark Demons career tonight inside the Hell in a Cell and you got FLASH-MONEY commentary with you tonight!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall …and it is for the ELIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE CHAMPIIIIIONSHIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …The rules of this match are as follows, it will be contested under Elite Rules which means the use of weapons will result in a disqualification and staying outside the ring can result in a countout …IF Scott Diamond is to get Disqualified or gets counted out, he WILL lose the Elite championship!
( Highlights play of Jacob Senn costing Scott Diamond the WHC at King of Extreme, along
with various different promoes from Senn, along with Scott destroying both Robbie V and Chris Elite )
( Saviour by Skillet plays as Jacob Senn walks out to the ring with a microphone in hand )
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, the CHALLENGER … weighing in at 205lbs and from New York City, NY …JACCOOOBBBBB SENNNN!!!!!
Jacob Senn *walking down the ramp*: The clock is ticking, soon change will be banging on EAWs door and EAW will have no choice but to accept. Soon the change of the word ‘Elite’ will actually mean something, being the Elite champion will ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING. Your disgrace like champions like Scott Diamond won’t be here anymore to devalue the title, no longer can he touch what is going to be mine.
Jacob Senn *Senn steps into the ring*: I am the saviour, the messiah, the RULER and CONQUER of change and Scott is out of his depth, out of his little league. He can’t use his toys to hit me with, he can’t do what he did to Robbie and Chris Elite because IF he does, I’m the champion.
Senn *dropping to the corner*: The winds are blowing for a change and its about time I give you all one. **Senn drops the microphone*
( ‘Reminder’ by Jay-Z plays as Scott Diamond walks out to the ring with the Elite Championship and hi-fiving some fans )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent …He is coming out of Long Island New York, he is the EAW ELITE CHAMPION ….’’BRAVEHEART’’….SCOTTTTT DIIIIAMOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: Well this man is full of pent up rage and understandingly so, he was inches away from winning the World Title at King of Extreme and along with the added stipulations that if he can lose by DQ or countout.
Flashback: Well he is going to have to, isn’t he? Otherwise he will lose the title…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Fan: Well this match is under way, rules are in place and Scott Diamond must adhere to them or otherwise face the consequences, can he do it tonight? Scott has the size advantage and the strength advantage but without the usage of weapons, it’ll be interesting to see how he handles this match when Jacob has the advantage in this match…And Scott instantly charges out of his corner towards Jacob, who ducks out of the way and Scott turns but Jacob SLAPS him across the face! And Scott is fuming!
Flashback: But before Scott can grab Jacob, Jacob ducks again and this time sends kicks into the back of Scotts legs! Scott tries turning but Jacob kicks him in the mid-section and looks for an Irish-whip but Scott easily counters, sending Jacob off the ropes as Jacob rebounds for a CLOTHESLINE!! But Jacob with the baseball slide through Scotts legs and Jacob springs to his feet as he connects with a JUMPING ENZURGI INTO THE SIDE OF SCOTTS HEAD!! Scott falls into a sitting position as Senn hits off the ropes and connects with a running knee into the face of Scott! Jacob now with the cover!
ONE!!!! ….NOO!!!! SCOTT POWERS OUT OF IT!!!
Fan: Senn climbs on top of Scott, sending fists into his head! Various rights and lefts but Scott with one POWERFUL punch knocks Senn off him! Senn scrambles to his feet as Scott gets up and ALMOST TAKES SENNS HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! And now Scott has Senn right where he wants him, Scott lifts Senn up and throws him into the corner and begins pounding on him, Scott throwing boxing like fists into the mid-section of Senn, into his face, into any open space he can! The referee has to intervene, telling Scott to ‘ease up’ and tries pushing him out of the corner but again Jacob SLAPS Scott across the face and Scott tries to get at him with the referee holding him back! Scott has to be careful or risk the DQ and lose the title..
Flashback: And as Scott is being dragged away, Senn now climbs the turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE INTO SCOTT!! Senn is on his knees as Scott is down, but Scott is trying to push himself up but Jacob charges at him with a running DDT!! But Scott nails him with a big boot! That floors Jacob to the mat and Jacob rolls out of the ring, trying to avoid Scott but Scott rolls out of the ring, Scott has only gotten madder since this match begun and the last place Senn wants to be is on the outside as Scott grabs Senn and FLINGS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! SENN HIT INTO THE BARRICADE HEAD OVER HEELS AS JACOB IS LYING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!!
Ref: ONE!!! …TWOO!!! …THREE!!!! ….FOUR!!!!....
Fan: And Scott now Scott lifts up Senn and THROWS HIM HEAD OVER HEELS INTO THE OPPOSITE BARRICADE!! DEAR LORD!!! SENN IS IN ALL KINDS OF PAIN NOW!!
Flashback; And Scott now lifts up Senn and HITS A OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR!! SENN YELLS IN PAIN AS SCOTT IS IN FULL CONTROL OF THIS MATCH!!
Fan: Scott rolls Senn back into the ring, Scott is watching Senn struggle to his feet as Scott now lifts Senn up into the air …and drops him down with a delayed powerslam! On that back of Senn that Scott has been targeting, And Scott now stomps on that back, vicious stomps as Senn is yelling out in mercy! Scott lifts Senn up and instantly looks for another delayed powerslam! But Senn rolls of Scott, landing behind him as SENN CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE INTO SCOTT!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN!! Senn is down and trying to regroup, Scott the same but Jacob is using the ropes to aid himself to his feet, Scott is pulling himself to his knees…
Flashback: And Jacob charges towards Scott ----BUT SCOTT LIFTS HIM UP IN MID-AIR AND DROPS HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER ONTO A KNEE!! THAT IS GONNA HURT! Jacob is rolling in pain as Scott smirks, Scott gets to his his feet as he grabs Jacob and I think Scott is planning on ending this match now! Scott lifts Jacob up in the air and LOOKS FOR THE COLD HARD JUSTICE!!! BUT JACOB SLIPS OFF SCOTTS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A HANGMANS NECKBREAKER!!
Fan: And Scott rolls to the corner as he is slumped into a sitting position as Jacob is regrouping, his back is getting marks all over it but he climbs to his feet and charges ---CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING SOMMERSAULT INTO SCOTT IN THE CORNER!!! BUT SCOTT CATCHES HIM!!! SCOTT NOW RISES TO HIS FEET WITH JACOB CROCHED UPSIDE DOWN AND SCOTT CONNECTS WITH A PILEDRIVER!! A CRADLE PILEDRIVER BY SCOTT AS JACOB IS DROPPED DIRECTLY ONTO HIS NECK!! AND SCOTT WITH THE COVER, THIS IS GOTTA BE IT!!
ONE!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOO!!!!!! …..NO!!! JACOB GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Flashback: Scott is in amazement, he simply can’t believe it! Scott is lifting himself back to his feet as he grabs Jacob, pulling him up and dropping him with a belly to back suplex! Jacob lands in the corner, trying to lift himself up with the aid of the turnbuckle but SCOTT CHARGES AT JACOB WITH A TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! Scott now sends fists into Jacob, bigtime hard haymakers as the referee tries pushing Scott away, telling him to ‘ease up’ but Scott isn’t listening as the referee forcefully pushes Scott away, Scott can’t afford a DQ her----BUT JACOB SPITS IN THE FACE OF SCOTT!! AND SCOTT SHOVES THE REFEREE THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR AS SCOTT BEGINS TO POUND LIKE A BOXER INTO JACOB SENN!!
Fan: HUGE AND POWERFUL FISTS INTO JACOBS FACE AND MID-SECTION!! SCOTT HAS LOST IT, THAT SPIT HAS SENT HIM OVER THE EDGE!!! BUT LOOK FLASH!! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL, I THINK HE JUST DISQUALIFIED SCOTT!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to aggressive force and putting his hands on the referee …SCOTT DIAMOND HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED!! ….Which means your winner and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW ELITE CHAMPION…..JACOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
**Jacob rolls out of the ring and crawls over, gleefully clutching his Elite championship as Scott stands in the ring in amazement**
Flashback: Jacob Senn has done it! He outsmarted Scott Diamond tonight and exploited the stipulations for this match, he’s the new champion!
Fan: Jacob is walking up the ramp, change is now coming to Sho----BUT FROM BEHIND!! SCOTT DIAMOND ATTACKS JACOB FROM BEHIND!! AND SCOTT RAMS JACOB INTO THE RINGPOST!! Jacob falls to the floor as Scott checks underneath the ring and …pulls OUT A LEAD PIPE!! As Jacob tries to get onto his feet …SCOTT SMASHES THE LEAD PIPE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF JACOB SENN!! AND SCOTT SMASHES THAT LEAD PIPE INTO THE SPINE OF JACOB!! JACOB YELLS OUT IN PAIN AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!
Flashback: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY KENRDA PUT THE STIPULATIONS IN PLACE TONIGHT, SCOTT HAS LOST IT, HE’S OUT OF CONTROL!! AND WORKERS ARE COMING OUT HERE, TRYING TO STOP SCOTT, TRYING TO SEPARATE SCOTT FROM JACOB!! BUT SCOTT TAKES THEM DOWN, SCOTT TAKES EVERY SINGLE REFEREE, DOCTOR, SECURITY GUARD DOWN AS HE GOES BACK TO JACOB!! WIELDING THAT LEAD PIPE AS JACOB IS TRYING TO GET UP BUT TURBO STARS ARE COMING OUT HERE, PAULY C, NIKK ESSEX, ANDREW WADE AND SHOWDOWNS NEW SIGNING EA WILLIAMS, ALL TRYING TO STOP SCOTT!!
Fan: AND THEY ARE TRYING TO DRAG HIM AWAY, AWAY FROM CAUSING MORE DESTRUCTION…BUT SCOTT BREAKS FREE AND CHARGES AT JACOB WITH A SPEAR!! AND THAT SENDS JACOB THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!! THE SECOND FPV IN A ROW THAT SCOTT HAS SPEARED SOMEBODY THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! BAH GAWD!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY THE CARNAGE AS MORE SECURITY GUARDS COME RUNNING OUT AND HANDCUFF SCOTT, THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THIS MAN!!!
**Scott is dragged up the ramp as EMTS check on Jacob Senn**
Flashback: Honestly…what has gotten into Scott?!
Scott *at the top of the ramp**: EAW….CAN KISS MY ASS!!!
( Camera pans backstage to Eve in the interview area )
Eve: Hello everybody, I hope you all are enjoying the show as tonight, joined with me at this time, a man who has been making waves on Showdown lately…PYRITE!!!
( Pyrite steps into the scene )
Eve: Now Pyr---
Pyrite: Shut up.
Pyrite: This is MY time on the microphone and I am not going to have some second-rate piece of trash asking me the exact same questions. Tonight is MY night, tonight is the night Pyrite finally rises up and takes control of his career. Ever since Justified Reckoning, I’ve just let people step over me, I just smiled and watched people get chances that they didn’t deserve…PEOPLE LIKE CRASH DO NOT DESERVE THINGS OVER ME.
Pyrite: HE DID NOTHING TO GET A SPOT IN THAT ELIMINATION CHAMBER…HE DID NOTHING TO FACE DEMON AT KING OF EXTREME, I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THOSE, NOT HIM! …*Pyrite cools down*…It doesn’t matter, because tonight I am going to breakout and finally start dominating this company.
Pyrite: People like Crash won’t be getting chances after tonight when I win tonight, he’ll be put where he rightfully belongs …BELOW ME ON THE CARD. 2013 will be the year of Pyrite, tonight I will win and then in two months I will win the GRAND RAMPAGE AND BECOME WORLD CHAMPION AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
( Pyrite steps out of the room )
( Camera pans back to ringside )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!!!
("Adrenaline" by Shinedown plays as Zack Crash walks out)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Charleston West Virginia weighting in at 225 Pounds! ZAAACKKK CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Survival” Tactics by Joey Badass and Capital Steez hit's as Pyrite walks out)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, from Brooklyn New York, weighting in at 225 Pounds!! PYRITEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
WWEFan: The match begins as these two lock up, Pyrite now with a side headlock. Zack Crash quickly elbowing Pyrite in the stomach as Pyrite let's loose quickly and Zack Crash runs and hits a clothesline! But Pyrite ducks and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle as Pyrite begins to flex as Crash sends a kick to his leg and gets up quickly as Pyrite brushes it off as he is quite the showman here tonight! They lock up once more, and Zack Crash with a side headlock on Pyrite and Pyrite shoots him off to the ropes but Zack Crash with a shoulder tackle of his own knocking Pyrite down and Zack begins to mock Pyrite as Pyrite gets up angrily and throws a huge punch into the jaw of Zack Crash!
FlashBack: Zack Crash holding his jaw as Pyrite runs with a thunderous clothesline as Zack Crash is is a bad way right now as Pyrite grabs Zack and hits a backbreaker! Zack Crash holding his back in agony as Pyrite now not playing any games as he grabs Zack and begins just slamming his head repeatedly into the mat! OVER, AND OVER AND OVER!!! Zack holding his head in pain as Pyrite begins to taunt as the crowd begins to boo, Pyrite walks over to Zack and stomps onto his sternum but keeps his foot there as PYRITE IS JUST APPLYING PRESSURE TO THE RIBS OF ZACK CRASH!!! Zack Crash in so much pain as Pyrite goes off and begins shouting out this is “too easy” Zack Crash up on his knees as Pyrite walks up to him! But Zack Crash with a right hand to the ribs of Pyrite!
WWEFan: AND ANOTHER RIGHT HAND TO THE BODY OF PYRITE!!! And Crash is up to his feet and hits a NECKBREAKER ON PYRITE!!! Pyrite down for the second time in this match as Zack Crash grabs Pyrite up to his feet which isn't smart when your dealing with someone like Pyrite and locks in a SLEEPER HOLD!!! GREAT STRATEGY BY THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION ZACK CRASH!! AS PYRITE IS FADING HERE AND THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!!!
Flashback: BUT PYRITE SHOWING HIS STRENGTH AS HE IS PUSHING HIMSELF UP, MY GOD THIS GUY IS A FREAK, PYRITE NOW SLAMS BACKWARDS AS ZACK CRASH BREAKS THE HOLD!! Pyrite now holding his throat getting up quickly as Zack is up also and Pyrite with a kick to gut and hits a STRONG SNAP SUPLEX ON ZACK CRASH AS ZACK IS JUST IN A CHROME POSITION!!! PYRITE NOW THROWS ZACK CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE AND THIS MATCH IS GOING TO GET REALLY DANGEROUS NOW AS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE OUTSIDE!!
WWEFan: Pyrite onto the outside now as he grabs Zack Crash and throws him into the steel steps without a care in the world! Pyrite now grabs Zack Crash and runs him into the barricade as the fans are getting a little to close to the action here tonight at Reasonable Doubt! Pyrite now sizing Zack Crash up for something big here tonight, Pyrite sizing him up AND PYRITE RUNS FULL STEAM AHEAD FOR A SPEAR INTO THE BARRICADE!!! BUT NO ZACK CRASH AVOIDS IT AND PYRITE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE AS IT BREAKS AND PYRITE IS LAID OUT COMPLETLY AS ZACK CRASH LOOKS BACK HOLDING HIS CHEST AS PYRITE WAS SO CLOSE FROM KILLING HIM!! Zack Crash now grabs Pyrite and rolls him inside of the ring as he goes for the first cover of this match up!
Flashblack: This war machine Pyrite is just a animal and I am shocked to see is still alive in this match after that! Zack Crash getting a little frustrated here as he walks out to the outside and grabs a Steel Chair, Zack Crash rolls inside of the ring and runs at Pyrite who is rising to his feet! BUT PYRITE CATCHES HIM AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! A SPINEBUSTER AS PYRITE NOW GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND PLANTS IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE GRABS ZACK CRASH!! Pyrite setting up for some huge impact here tonight as he grabs Zack Crash and places him backwards on the turnbuckle!
WWEFan: Pyrite now climbs the turnbuckle, AND HE GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!! MY GOD A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE CHAIR AS ZACK CRASH IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN PAIN AND PYRITE IS UP QUICKLY WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, THIS GUY IS A SICK HUMAN BEING. Pyrite now grabs Zack Crash and begins smacking him in the face, what a show of disrespect here by Pyrite as Pyrite is just toying with Zack Crash here tonight trying to be a showoff. Pyrite grabs Zack Crash and slams him down with a scoop slam and goes for a cover!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE........TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......KICKOUT!!!!!!!! BY ZACK CRASH!!!
Flashblack: Zack Crash kicks out and Pyrite is smiling as he gets to deliver more pain here tonight to Zack, Pyrite NOW LOCKS IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!!! A CAMEL CLUTCH ON ZACK CRASH AS THAT BACK IS BEING TARGETED BY PYRITE AS HE IS APPLYING PRESSURE AND ZACK IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES AS PYRITE IS JUST TIGHTENING THAT HOLD!! Zack Crash now crawling, what a warrior instinct this young man has as he continues to crawl, and crawl to those ropes but Pyrite breaks the hold, what the hell is he doing, PYRITE LIFTS UP JUST A LITTLE AND SITS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF ZACK CRASH AS CRASH BEGINS TO SCREAM!!! AND ZACK CRASH IS ABLE TO SLIDE OUT OF IT UNDER THE LEGS OF PYRITE AND LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK!!! ZACK CRASH WITH AN ANKLE LOCK ON PYRITE AS PYRITE BEGINS TO SCREAM IN AGONY!!
WWEFan: CRASH SCREAMING FOR PYRITE TO GIVE UP LIKE THE BITCH HE IS AS PYRITE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES!!! Zack Crash with a shocked look on his face as he drags Pyrite onto the outside and DDT''s him onto the floor!!! my God Zack Crash is willing to win at any means nessicary as Pyrite is laid out and Zack Crash is walking over near us and he begins removing the monitors from our announcers table,
Flashback: HEY JACKASS, WE NEED THOSE MONITORS!!!
WWEFan: AND ZACK CRASH IS JUST IGNORING YOU AS HE GRABS PYRITE AND SENDS HIM ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! AND CRASH CLIMBS ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE HIMSELF AS HE LOOKS TO PILEDRIVER PYRITE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! BUT PYRITE AVOIDING IT AS HE SENDS ZACK CRASH OVER AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!! MY GOD HIS INSIDE'S HAVE TO BE KILLING HIM AS ZACK CRASH IS JUST ROLLING OVER IN PAIN!!
Flashback: Pyrite now grabs Zack Crash in a oklahoma slam position but RUNS TO THE RING POST AND RUN'S ZACK CRASH INTO THE RING POST AS ALREADY YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN ONTO HIS FACE AS PYRITE BEGINS TO LAUGH AND WIPES SOME OF THE BLOOD ON HIS CHEST!! THIS IS SICK, AND PYRITE ROLLS ZACK CRASH INSIDE OF THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
ONEEEEEEE.......TWOOOOOOOOOOOO......KICKOUT!!!! BY ZACK CRASH!!
WWEFan: And Pyrite grabs Zack Crash once more and LOOKS TO GO FOR THE PYBOMB!!! BUT CRASH DROPS DOWN AND LOOKS TO GO FOR THE CRASH TEST!!!BUT PYRITE WITH A ANOTHER REVERSAL WHAT A SERIES HERE AS PYRITE GOES FOR THE PYBOMB AGAIN BUT ZACK CRASH DROPS DOWN AND WITH A ROLL UP ON PYRITE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
RA: Here is your winner, ZAAACCCKKK CRAASSSHHH!!!
(Camera shows Zack running to the ramp Celebrating as Pyrite is throwing a fit inside of the ring)
( Camera pans to the Project E.G.O locker room with Christy Cruise, Cleopatra and Jaywalker )
Christy: Tonight is going to be such a night for Project E.G.O, Demon will retire Methuselah, Kendra will be gone and I’ll Cleanse and legitimatize the vixens for once.
Jaywalker: Finally, after tonight I wont have to put up with a certain somebody acting as if this was 2009 and trying to screw me over…When E.G.O takes over as GM, I might get some good competition, I mean …Scott and Cage (NO)!!!
Christy: After tonight, I won’t have to put up with generic vixens like Cameron Ella Ava running around on my screen…Honestly, her and Sasha are the same, same clothing, same lame insults, same horrible tastes in everything, if I didn’t leave EAW, she’d be carrying my bags for me like she used to..
Cleo: Didn’t she injury you for like a year??
Christy: IRRELEVANT!!! I MADE CAMERON ELLA AVA, I MADE HER A SUCCESSFUL, I MADE HER HAVE ANY BIT OF RESPECT FOR HERSELF! WHEN I LEFT, SHE WAS HANGING OFF HAWK OF ALL PEOPLE! (ILL)!! SHE SHOULD BE KISSING MY FEET!
Christy: IMA TAKE HER OUT, I DON’T WANT UNORIGINAL, JENNY INSPIRING VIXENS IN EAW, MMKAY?!?!
( Christy storms out of the room )
( Highlights play of Cameron Ella Ava/Christy Cruise feud, showing them teaming in 2011 to Cameron taking Christy out at No Regards to Christy attacking Cameron on Showdown )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a GRUDGE MATCH!!!
( ‘Rumours’ by Lindsay Lohan plays as Cameron Ella Ava walks out wearing a custom pink and purple dress )
Ring Announcer: First, making her way to the ring from California…CAMMMMMMMEROOONNNNNN ELLLLAAAAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAA!!!!
Fan: Well it could be argued that Cameron started this entire feud with Christy, Cameron was the one who turned her back on Christy, who took Christy out of EAW for a year, maybe karma is coming back to her tonight?!
Flashback: Please, she did whatever she had to do to get to the top, you of all people should know that fa---
Fan: FROM BEHIND, CHRISTY ATTACKS CAMERON FROM BEHIND AS CAMERON WAS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP!! And Christy lifts Cameron up and TOSSES CAMERON INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! CHRISTY CHARGES AT CAMERON WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK!! CAMERONS HEAD SMASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Christy rolls Cameron into the ring and slides in with her, as this match is underway!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Flashback: Christy lifts up Cameron and throws her into the turnbuckle, Christy hammers her with fists, stomps and kicks into Cameron! Christy with the snapmare takedown and Christy CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF CAMERON!! Christy in complete control as she JAYWALKS ALL OVER CAMERON!! CHRISTY STOMPING ON ALL OF CAMERONS BODY PARTS!! Cameron rolls out to the apron, trying to get into the match but Christy WITH THE BASEBALL SLIDE INTO CAMERON, KNOCKING HER INTO THE BARRICADE WITH FORCE!!
Fan: Christy rolls back out, lifting Cameron up and WHIPPING HER INTO THE STEEL ST---NO!! CAMERON BLOCKS, KICKING CHRISTY IN THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HER IN, SNAP DDT!! SNAP DDT ONTO THE FLOOR, CHRISTY’S HEAD HITS THE FLOOR! Cameron has time to regroup as she gets to her feet, Cameron lifts Christy up and tries to roll her back into the ring but Christy sends a back kick into Camerons mid-section, Christy is slumped up by that apron but Cameron comes back at her, throwing an elbow at Christy but Christy kicks Cameron in the mid-section, which knocks Cameron backwards as CHRISTY CHARGES AT HER….CLOTHESLINE OVER THE BARRICA---NO!!! CAMERON WITH THE BACKBODY DROP!!! CHRISTY LANDS SPINE FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!
Flashback: Cameron hops the barricade and lifts Christy up, positioning her by an open chair as CAMERON LIFTS CHRISTY UP AND DROPS SPINE FIRST ONTO THE OPENED CHAIR!! AND CAMERON DRAGS CHRISTY OFF, CAUSING HER HEAD TO SMACK OFF THE CONCRETE!!! Cameron grabs that chair, folding it up and BEGINS SMACKING CHRISTYS DEFENCELESS BODY WITH IT!! THIS IS A GRUDGE MATCH BY EVERY MEANS!! And Cameron drops that chair, lifting the defenceless Christy up …DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!
Fan: NO!!! CHRISTY KNEES CAMERON IN THE MID-SECTION AND CHRISTY IS THE ONE WHO CONNECTS WITH THE DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!! Christy is given time to regain herself as she gets to her feet but Cameron has been busted open! Christy lifts Cameron up, LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER ONTO ANOTHER OPENED CHAIR WITH A SUPLEX!! THESE TWO WON’T LET UP!! Cameron is lying on that chair as Christy is regrouping and pulls Cameron in…LOOKING FOR A DDT OFF THE CHAIR AND ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! BUT CAMERON WITH FISTS INTO CHRISTYS MID-SECTION, CAMERON HITTING ANYTHING THAT SHE CAN!! Cameron rolls off the chair, dropping to her knees as Christy backs up…
Flashback: CHRISTY CHARGES AT CAMERON BUT CAMERON WITH A HIP TOSS!!! SENDING CHRISTY SPINE FIRST AGAIN INTO THE FLOOR!!! Cameron has time to regroup as she lifts Christy up into a suplex position ….CAMERON GOING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! THIS TOOK CHRISTY OUT OF EAW FOR A YEAR!!! BUT CHRISTY DRIVES HER KNEES INTO CAMERONS HEAD!!! AND CHRISTY NOW WITH A HURRICANA, SENDING BOTH VIXENS OVER THE BARRICADE!!
Fan: Christy pulls herself up as Cameron is using the barricade to get up, Christy grabs Cameron and THROWS HER INTO THE TIMEKEEPER!! Christy taunting the crowd, taunting the females in the crowd as she goes towards Cameron ---BUT CAMERON OUTTA NOWHERE SMASHES THE TIMEKEEPERS BELL INTO CHRISTYS FACE! AND CHRISTY IS BUSTED OPEN, BOTH VIXENS BLEEDING!!! AND CHRISTY STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS CAMERON CHARGES AT HER – SPEAR!!! CAMERON SPEARS CHRISTY INTO THE FLOOR!! AND CAMERON ROLLS CHRISTY INTO THE RING, COVERR!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTY KICKS OUT!!!!
Flashback: Cameron is in shock! Cameron is getting to her feet and lifts Christy up…PILEDRVER!!! BUT NO!!! CHRISTY WITH THE LEG SWEEP, DROPPING CAMERON ONTO HER BACK AND CHRISTY WITH THE CATAPULT!!! CAMERON GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! AND CAMERON STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS CHRISTY LIFTS CAMERON UP …ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Fan: Christy lifts Cameron back up, blood pouring down her face as she LEAPS!!! ONE HIT WONDER!!! BUT CAMERON COUNTERS IT INTO A FLAPJACK, FLAPJACK AS CHRISTY GOES THROAT FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! AND CAMERON LEAPS!!! GODDESSES TOUCH!!! BUT CHRISTY DUCKS IT!!! CAMERON MISSES AS CAMERON SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET BUT CHRISTY LEAPS!! ONE HIT WONDER!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!!!
ONE!!! TWOOO!!!! THREE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Flashback: CHRISTY DOES IT!!! CHRISTY WINS!!! BAH GAWD, WHAT A MATCH!!!
Fan: That was extreme, Christy rolls out of the ring and celebrates, a SECOND FPV win for her, undefeated in FPVs since returning!
( Camera pans backstage to Max A Million with Rami )
Max: Joined with me at this time, Rami! And coming up in a few minutes, you will face both Hades and Ventura for the Interwire championship..
Rami: In a few minutes, the ring announcer will be saying …YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEWWW AND ONLY TWO TIME IW CHAMPION….RAMI!!!
Rami: Tonight should be ONLY Me vs. Hades, not some bald summabitch named Ventura who FAILED against Hades already. This guy THINKS that people will feel sorry for him because he got some burn marks? That it?? I have seen people get their legs caught on fire and STILL compete the next week but not him?! C’MON!
Rami: Tonight, Ima win back MY title, the title that I care for, have always cared for and not let some freak hold the title, he can’t decide if he’s undead or a biker, how is he a champion?? (NO)!!! You can’t have Johnny be champion, he’ll need plasters if you touch his pussy ass, so that means I should be the champion.
Rami: AND I WILL BE….And maybe Johnny can have another Oscar worthy cry in hospital and Hades can pick a bike or casket for his travelling duties.
Rami: And don’t worry Max, you can join the celebrations, I heard Eve is interested in you ..but don’t tell Impact, he might come to Showdown and bitch to me.
( Rami walks off )
(Graphic of Johnny Ventura vs Rami vs Hades the Hellraiser for the InterWire Championship is shown as the crowd cheers in the background)
Fan: I can't wait for this one, this is sure to be a cautionary tale about just how deeply personal it can get when you decide to chase after Championship gold!
(Video package plays, recapping the three-way feud between Johnny Ventura, Rami, and Hades the Hellraiser... Stemming from Hades attacking Rami back in October, leading to Hades capturing the InterWire Title at Justified Reckoning... The insertion of Johnny Ventura, and the eruption of all three competitors as they attack each other in the weeks leading up to tonight)
(The camera cuts back to the rabid audience as they cheer for the following contest..)
(“Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine plays all throughout the arena as Johnny Ventura makes his way out to the stage in black and blue attire, wielding a wooden baseball bat in his left hand)
Announcer: The following triple threat contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is for the EAW InterWire Championship!!.... First, making his way down to the ring.... From Brooklyn, New York!.... Weighing in at 235 pounds!.... “THE MAGISTER”.... JOHNNY VEEEEENNNNNTTUUURRRAAA!!!....
Flashback: I.. Uh.. Well, at least Johnny is taking the appropriate precautions for this contest tonight! I can't see anyone wanting to screw with the guy holding the bat, but then again, the two men he's taking on just might take up that challenge.. Nonetheless, Johnny has come a long way since he walked out victorious in the InterWire Title Tournament back at Justified Reckoning, it's now or never for him!
(“Let it Roll” by Flo Rida plays all throughout the arena as Rami makes his way out to the stage in a customized jacket and purple and white trunks as he cautiously stares down with Ventura)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring.... From Djerba, Tunisia!.... Weighing in at 244 pounds!.... The “Underdog”.... RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIII!!!....
Fan: I think as much as Rami despises the man in the ring and the other that's about to come out here, he knows running head-on into an awaiting bat with more than enough hate behind it might NOT be the best choice as he chooses to instead remain on the outside where he'll be less susceptible to danger...
(“Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi plays all throughout the arena as a motorcycle engine is heard revving up... Hades the Hellraiser rides out in customized Harley Davidson motorcycle with black and red skull designs painted all over it and his InterWire Championship wrapped around the front of it)
Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring.... From Devil Town, North Carolina!.... Weighing in at 312 pounds!.... HE IS THE REIGNING E-A-W INTERWIRE CHAMPION..... HADES THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLRRRAAAAIIIIIISSSEERRRRR!!!....
Flashback: Hades has put that beautiful custom motorbicycle of his to a stop, but he seems to be... Hades opens up a pouch on the side of it... Hades pulls out a crowbar!! Is there some memo that both Rami and I didn't get or something? Why the hell have both Ventura and Hades come prepared with instruments of torture?!
Fan: First of all... “Motorbicycle”?... Secondly, perhaps Ventura and Hades simply just KNOW what's to come here in this contest as Hades now enters the ring, staring down with Ventura on the opposite side and Rami, who's still here on the outside... Hades holds up that beautiful InterWire Championship up in the air for all to see... That's what it's all about. The Official rings for the bell..
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flashback: Well this contest is officially underway, but not a single person has yet to make a move just yet as Johnny Ventura and Hades the Hellraiser remain at a stalemate in the ring.. Both wielding weapons that are sure to cause an immense amount of pain if used correctly as Rami seems to be the odd man out here thus far... But hold on! Rami seems to be scattering to find a weapon to compete with the two awaiting men in the ring! A heckling fan in the front row seems to, oddly enough, be Rami's target as he.. Rami steals the cup of beer from the fan's hand! What the HELL could he possibly do with that?! Rami is actually sliding back into the ring with that beer in hand as though he's going to use it on someone as Hades and Ventura seem to not even notice... All three men are looking for someone.. Anyone to make the first move... RAMI THROWS THE BEER AT JOHNNY!! No! It seems Rami was only trying to fake Ventura out... VENTURASWINGS AT RAMI WITH THAT BAT!! Rami bolts—Colliding into an awaiting Hades! Rami seems to have just unintentionally sent that beer into the face of a very angry Hades!! Not a good combination! HADES SWINGS WITH THAT CROWBAR!!
Fan: Rami seems to have just saved his skin as he drops and rolls to the outside, wanting NO part of this as Ventura finally makes his move as he swings that wooden bat at Hades!! Hades' has it blocked with his crowbar! Hades quickly overpowers Johnny as he sends that bat of his straight to the outside! Hades immediately connects with an elbow to the jaw of Ventura! Ventura backpedals into the nearest corner as Hades charges straight for him with a full head of steam! But look at this! Rami is back in this as he seems to be taunting Hades from the apron! HADES SWINGS WITH THAT CROWBAR! Rami ducks it! Ventura catches Hades from behind with a devastating chop block to the back of the right leg! Hades isn't giving up just yet as he tries to get back to a vertical base.. But it seems no good as he stumbles into that corner with Johnny Ventura wasting no time unloading on him with a series of unrelenting shots! The momentum has certainly shifted early on in this contest as it seems the InterWire Champion is now at the mercy of his opponents as Ventura lays into him with several unforgiving stomps all over his defenseless body!
Flashback: Hold on a second... It Rami seems to now have that crowbar of Hades in his hand as he tells Ventura to move aside! RAMI DRIVES THAT CROWBAR INTO THE SKULL OF HADES!! Rami seems to have snapped as he repeatedly nails Hades with his own crowbar, looking to completely humiliate and even mutilate the defenseless Champion! But Ventura now pulls Rami aside.. Swiping the crowbar from his hands! Ventura seems to want his turn now as he's headed straight for the now busted open Hades the Hellraiser!! RAMI ROLLSVENTURA UP FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL BOY!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!
Fan: Ventura with a kick out! Ventura gets back to his feet with a disgusted look across his face as he glares at an “apologetic” Rami... Ventura still very much has that intimidating crowbar in his clutches as Rami now drops to his knees, begging for mercy! I don't thinkVentura's falling for this blatantly obvious ruse of his opponent's! VENTURA SWINGS WITH THAT CROWBAR! Rami immediately catches him with a drop toe hold! Ventura is sent colliding into Hades are they're now BOTH downed in the corner with Rami seemingly in full control by this point in time... Rami looks to be wasting no time going on the offensive as he sets up Ventura right in front of Hades and backs up a couple feet... Rami drives a boot straight across the face of Ventura!! I think the back of Ventura's head might have colliding with the face of Hades, but I'm not quite sure... Rami quickly reaches down and navigates Johnny Ventura back to both of his feet as he... He sendsVentura through the ropes and crashing HARD onto the mat on the outside!
Flashback: It seems as though Hades is now the primary target of the former InterWire Champion as Rami's got a fire in his eyes that may very well mean revenge for him as he gets down to Hades' level and immediately lays into him with several violent forearms straight to the face! You can see the blood of Hades now coloring that right forearm of Rami with every unforgiving hit! It's clear that Rami takes this very personally as he seems to be unloading every ounce of emotion; every square inch of hatred, humiliation, pain, envy, despair and more that the man he now brutally attacks has caused him since day one back in October!! Rami seems to have finally let up on the attack as he gets back to his feet, staring down at the possibly unconscious body of Hades the Hellraiser as the fans seem disgusted by the former Champion's actions! The Official seems to be concerned with Hades' health at the moment and I can't say I blame him as he seems to be asking for some sort of response from the Champ... Rami forces the Referee out of the way and NAILS Hades with one more disgusting boot to the face!! Rami now.. He nonchalantly places a boot upon the chest of Hades for the pin!! The Referee is reluctant, but it seems he has no choice as he goes down to count it!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............
Fan: HADES WITH A KICK OUT! Rami seems to have been caught off-guard by the resilience of Hades the Hellraiser! Rami asks the Referee if that was a three count, but it most certainly wasn't and Rami shouldn't be shocked at all after basically asking for the kick out with that egotistical cover! Rami immediately goes down and hooks the leg of Hades for a more appropriate pin! THIS COULD BE IT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!............ TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flashback: Hades with a shoulder up!! Hades is showing more and more signs of life as these fans are eagerly cheering him on to fight back from this setback he's been placed in by his opponents! Rami is FURIOUS! RAMI HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF HADES NOW A THIRD COVER!
Fan: Hades powers out of it!! What resilience we're seeing from the InterWire Champion here tonight! Rami seems to be confused as to why Hades won't stay down after all the punishment he's dished out thus far, but I'm afraid only Hades can answer that and he seems to be doing just that as he's actually now struggling to get back to a vertical base! Rami realizes he can't allow this, he knows he's gotta keep his opponent down and in the palm of his hands as he rises back to his feet... HADES SENDS RAMI OVER THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! What power from Hades! The Champion seems to have just used what he had left in him for the moment to send Rami crashing to the outside! I don't think it's going to last long as a now furious Rami springs back to his feet on the outside... RAMI'S MET WITH A WOODEN BAT TO THE MID-SECTION!! Ventura is back in this and he's looking more pissed than ever as he lays into Rami with a second shot with that bat!! Rami doubles over in pain, but there's no time to recuperate as Ventura continues the onslaught with another excruciating shot with that wooden back, this time to the SPINE of Rami!!
Flashback: Ventura seems to have snapped by this point as he wraps that wooden bat around the throat of Rami!! Ventura is doing all he can to squeeze every ounce of life from Rami's body as a bloodied Hades the Hellraiser seems to have his own agenda back in the ring... Rami is quickly fading!! HADES LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HADES CRASHES INTO BOTH MEN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH AN AMAZING PLANCHA!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE LAID OUT! Look at the carnage these men have left strewn about in what feels like such a short amount of time! We've got wooden baseball bats, a crowbar, blood, sweat, bruises, and three men that are doing EVERYTHING to retain or capture the InterWire Championship! Hades and Ventura seem to be the first two that are slowly struggling to climb back to their feet here on the outside... Hades seems to have gained his balance on his feet as Ventura stumbles into the barricade... Hades sees this as a golden opportunity to strike as he makes his way over to Ventura... Hades charges! Ventura has it scouted with a boot to the jaw of Hades! Both men are worn out, but something's gotta give as Hades backs up with Ventura looking for something... Ventura leaps to the barricade! WHEEL OF STEEL!!!! NO! The springboard roundhouse doesn't connect as Hades catches Ventura on his shoulders!!
Fan: I don't like what it looks like Hades is thinking as he's got Ventura right where he wants him... Hades raises Ventura up in the air... Don't do it! DON'T! LAST CALL ACROSS THE BARRICADE!!!! VENTURA IS WRITHING IN PAIN AS HE DROPS ONTO THE CONCRETE AND IN FRONT OF THE FANS IN THE FRONT ROW!! Ventura's back may have just been broken; shattered into pieces!! I've never seen something quite like that and I should hope I never have to see it again as Hades may have just taken Ventura completely out of the equation in this contest! Hades is struggling to stay on his feet by this point as he continues to lose copious amounts of blood, wearing the classic crimson mask as he slowly makes his way towards the beaten and battered Rami... I think Rami is aware of what's coming his way, but I don't think he's got the energy to do anything about it as Hades picks up more and more momentum as he makes his way towards him! RAMI SENDS HADES CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE!! It seems as though Rami had that perfectly scouted as he looks to waste no more time, grabbing a hold of Hades... Rami sends Hades rolling back into the ring before sliding in himself... RAMI DRAPES THE ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF HADES FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flashback: That's it! That's.... That's NOT it! No! The Official is pointing at the foot of Hades that lies upon the bottom rope! Rami is livid! Rami has become a possessed man by this point as he places himself across the chest of Hades and lays into him with everything he's got left in him! Rami seems to even be verbally attacking Hades as he screams for him to just stay down once and for all! Rami seems to have thrown any strategic means of winning out the window as he lays into his opponent... HADES SEEMS TO HAVE HAD ENOUGH AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF RAMI!! What's this... Hades... HELL'S GATE!!!! HADES WITH THE HELL'S GATE SUBMISSION ON RAMI OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! RAMI IS QUICKLY FADING AS HADES INCREASES THE PRESSURE OF THIS HOLD RAPIDLY!! HADES IS ON THE VERGE OF RETAINING!! RAMI'S SECONDS FROM TAPPING OUT!!! HE'S LOOKING FOR THE ROPES! RAMI TAPS!!! NO! Rami's hand is STOPPED! A pain-stricken Johnny Ventura has grabbed the arm of Rami before he can tap!! Ventura is on his knees, still visibly in pain, but he's pulling through as he sends a shot to the head of Hades!
Fan: The Hell's Gate has been officially broken up as a relieved Johnny Ventura rolls into the ring... All three of these men look as though they've been to hell and back by this point... All three of these men doing all they can for this InterWire Championship... All three slowly rising to their feet... Rami uses the ropes to aide him from the apron as Ventura and Hades remain in the ring, using what they can to climb back up... All three men are up... Rami swings for Ventura from the apron! HADES CATCHES RAMI BY THE THROAT!! LOOK OUT!! CHOKESLAM!!!! RAMI IS CHOKESLAMED DOWN TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE WITH IMMENSE FORCE BY HADES!!! That seemed to have taken a lot out of Hades as he stumbles forward.. Ventura explodes out of the corner! HADES CATCHES HIM—PICKING HIM UP!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! NO! Ventura is fighting it!
Flashback: Ventura slides off the shoulders of Hades! Hades quickly turns around! SUPERKICK!!!! VENTURA WITH THE DISASTER PIECE INTO THE JAW OF HADES!! Look at this though, Hades is still on his feet!! Hades is dazed, but he's up! A SECOND DISASTER PIECE CONNECTS!!!! Look at the sheer resilience of this man, Hades, as he is STILL on his feet! Ventura looks as though he's given all he's got after TWO superkicks as his back seems to be in a great amount of pain from earlier! Hades looks as though he's NOT giving up! Hades stumbles forward! DISASTER PIECE FOR A THIRD TIME!!!! HADES IS DOWN!! HADES IS DOWN!! VENTURA FALLS ACROSS THE CHEST OF HADES AND HOOKS A LEG FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!............. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................ THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine plays all throughout the arena as the Referee hands a still downed Johnny Ventura the InterWire Championship)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall.... And the NNNNNNEEEEWWWWWW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!...... JOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNYYY VENTURA!!!!.....
Fan: HE’S DONE IT!!! VENTURA HAS DONE IT!!! HE DUG DOWN DEEP AND HAS DONE IT!!!
**Rami is shown looking on with his hands in his head**
Flashback: Heartbreak for Rami! That title is his life and joy! Congrats to Ventura!
( Evander Alexander Williams – Coming to Showdown next week )
( Smiley masks productions presents – its cool to be an extremist )
( Camera pans back to ringside with a chair set up as ‘Everythang’s Corrupt’ by Ice Cube plays as Robbie V walks out )
** Robbie sits down on the chair, taking a microphone and pulls out a smiley mask**
Robbie: It was a month ago, I sat here and proclaimed; ‘’its still cool to be an extremist’’ and used this mask as a symbol, a symbol that extreme isn’t what the likes of Mr.Insult want you to think that it is…And now I sit here, with a new announcement, some people think I’m retiring again, that I’m competing for the vixens title, whatever..
Robbie: Some think that this campaign is a means of keeping myself in the limelight, trying to hog attention and it means nothing…but they are wrong.. IT MEANS EVERYTHING! This mask isn’t a toy, it isn’t something for laughs, it’s a symbol but what’s the point of the mask? Why carry it with me?
Robbie: but use is a symbol hidden in my pocket?? It needs to be seen, the message needs to be seen. Robbie V NEEDS to be the symbol but Robbie V isn’t strong enough, Robbie V isn’t good enough..PEOPLE NEED A LEADER, A LEADER WHO IS STRONG ENOUGH …And I know the man…
Robbie: Robbie V …is dead…from now on, he’s gone! Never coming back!
Robbie: In his place WILL BE A MAN GOOD ENOUGH, STRONG ENOUGH!! …That man is R…o….V…
RoV: And this will be the symbol …*RoV puts the mask on his face* …THIS is MY face….But doing this isn’t enough…I need to stop the men who exploit ‘Extreme’, men like Insult …MEN LIKE JAYWALKER! MEN LIKE DARK DEMON …GROUPS LIKE PROJECT E.G.O….
**RoV stands up and walks off*
Fan: Well that was…something!
( Aerial view of the arena is shown with the Announcer standing in the middle )
Ring Announcer: The following is a DOUBLE JEOPARDY MATCH CONTESTED FOR ONE FALL UNDER MIXED TAG TEAM RULES!!!
Ring Announcer: In this contest, the World Heavyweight Title AND the Vixens Title are both on the line! If the Vixens Champion is pinned in this contest, she will LOSE the title and be forced to retire! If Heart Break Gal is pinned, The Vixens Champion will become the NEW GM of Reasonable Doubt!
Ring Announcer: Likewise, if the World Heavyweight Champion is the combatant pinned tonight, the contender will be crowned the NEW Champion! ...
( "Mercy - Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne" hits as Cleo strolls out confidently with her title in hand )
Ring Announcer: Coming out first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada... she is 1/2 of CN TOWER AND THE CURRENT EAW VIXENS CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN.... CLLLEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPATRA!!!!
WWEFan: I must say, Cleo is dominant. She has been TEARING through the list of best EAW Vixens and is now creeping up the ladder to the most dominant Vixen of all time! And it's perhaps the reason why she is so confident even coming out here! She KNOWS that she's better than Heart Break Gal in her mind and tonight's the night that she proves that again!
Flashback: A bold personality Cleo is, and if you thought she was bad just get a load of her partner...
( The lights in the arena change as "Play for Keeps - BOB" plays over the loudspeakers as Jaywalker walks out in a robe covered in broken skulls )
Ring Announcer: Her partner, from Scarborough, Canada weighing in at 240 POOUNNDSS.. the other half of CN TOWER, AND THE CURRENT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLDDDDD.... JAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYWALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!
Flashback: Jaywalker is utterly astonishing. Whether it's his physique, his intelligence, his success, his power, his influence or just the combination he's just THE EAW Extremist! He has not been pinned since returning to EAW last summer and he is looking absolutely unstoppable! Jaywalker is truly in the midst of the most impressive run I've ever seen out of any competitor!
WWEFan: Yeah, he is! He's come a long way from the man that beat me at Reckless Wiring and it's just so intimidating to think about what kind of level this man is at right now. But he has a test before him against a very hungry, VERY vicious Diamond Cage! ...
( Jay's music and lights fade out as he's in the ring speaking to Cleopatra )
( "Ladies and Gentlemen - Saliva" plays as the paparazzi come out from the side of the stage, and Heart Break Gal walks out from the back )
Ring Announcer: And their OPPONENTS, FIRST from Dallas, Texas.. contending for the EAW VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP; the HEART... BREEEEEEEEAK GAAALLLLLLL!!!!
WWEFan: Heart Break Gal and Cleo have always had this burning animosity between the both of them, and boy did that heat up over the last several weeks as GM of Showdown Kendra Shamez was involved in this! HBG was sick of Cleo's mouth, she was sick of Cleo berating every Vixen who's paved the way for her which is why she's here!
Flashback: And if HBG could win herself an unprecedented FOURTH Vixens Championship, there is no way anyone could ever deny her as the Greatest Vixen of All Time ever again!
( "God's Gift - J.Cole" hits as Diamond Cage walks out extremely energized )
Ring Announcer: Her partner, contending for the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSS.. DIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOONDDDDD ... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEE!!!!
WWEFan: That young man looks absolutely amped! And you need to be, you need to be ready when you're walking in to a match as important as this with so many factors that could stop you from leaving this contest with what you truly want; that World Heavyweight Championship.
Flashback: Oh hell yes, can you feel it??? This is unadulterated adrenaline coming from Diamond Cage! As he steps in to the ring we all know that Cage only cares about one solitary thing, and that's the Gold! That's what it's all about! Cage has worked his ass off to get here right now and he'll be DAMNED if anything gets in the way of him and that title!
( Cage remains in the ring as Jaywalker disrobes and tosses it to the ringside ground, hands the World Title belt to the ringside worker and stares deep in to Diamond Cage's eyes )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
WWEFan: Jaywalker is staring deep into Cage's eyes. Cage has a menacing gaze, Jaywalker perhaps searching through the windows to DC's soul before they close in for the collar & elbow tie up! Both men locking horns and applying as much strength as they can to this, but to Jay's surprise Diamond Cage isn't moving back even an INCH! They break up the hold, circle the ring and tie right BACK UP, as neither of these men are budging each other- and Diamond releases and throws BLOWS IN TO THE MID! Jay eating punches in to the gut!
Flashback: Left and right's directly in to Jaywalkers midsection, and Cage backs Jay in to the ropes and irish whips Jay... reverse whip by Jay, DC rebounds off of the ropes and Jay leaps for the JUMPING HOOK KICK! But Cage DUCKS under it as Jay hits the mat, and CAGE GRABS THE ARM LOOKING FOR CROSSFACE! JAY PANICS AND RUSHES out of that maneuver rolling to the turnbuckle! Cage runs towards Jay and hits the LOW DROPKICK right in to the face of the World Champ, but Jay holding his mouth stands up and stumbles out of the corner...
WWEFan: Cage from behind tucks his head under the arm and hits the BACK SUPLEX- NOPE, Jaywalker back flips out of it and goes for his OWN BACK SUPLEX- NO! Cage back flips out of it, rear waistlocks and lifts for the GERMAN SUPLEX! But Jay hooks the leg before he is lifted, and Jay backslides in between DC's legs and rolls CAGE UP FOR THE PIN! ONEEEEE!!! But Cage IMMEDIATELY kicks out, rushes back up and is taken DOWN by the arm drag by Jay! Jaywalker applying the armbar on the grounded DC!
Flashback: But DC gets up to a slight base on both feet with that arm still caught in the lock, and Cage with his right fist delivers a PUNCH in to the face as Jay releases; and DC up fully hits another shot! And one more punch to the face, as he irish whips the WHC and hangs on to the whip pulling Jay BACK IN FOR THE KNEE TO THE GUT! JAY FLIPS OVER LANDING ON HIS BOTTOM FROM THAT VICIOUS KNEE and Cage backs in to the ropes right behind him and infront of Jay for the KNEE TO THE SKULL AFTER THE REBOUND! And CAGE COVERS, OOOOONEEEE... TWO, but Jaywalker quickly shoulders out!
WWEFan: Jaywalker rolls over towards his EGO mate Cleopatra, but Diamond Cage standing above him YANKS him by the hair away from Cleo and is shooting a mean look at Cleopatra. Cleo is staring right back, but Jaywalker on his knees delivers the uppercut to DC's jaw! Jay, back up front-waistlocks Diamond Cage and hits the OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BACK, BUT CAGE BEING FLIPPED OVER LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND TAGS HBG! Now Jaywalker goes over to Cleo tagging her in; but as Cleo steps over the ring ropes HBG CHARGES TOWARDS CLEOPATRA! AND CLEO DELIVERS A STINGING SLAP TO THE FACE!
( Diamond Cage is digging under the ring )
Flashback: HBG turns around shocked by that sudden slap as Cleo nods her head in arrogance- but HBG turns back around and LEAPS ONTO CLEO, GRABBING HER BY THE HEAD AND BASHING IT IN TO THE MAT REPEATEDLY, AS SHE THROWS FISTS INTO CLEO'S FACE! The ref even is astonished at this outpour as HBG gets up and Cleo soon rises, and HBG grabs the Vixens Champion and lifts her on to her shoulders! But Cleo rolls off HBG's shoulders and hits the JAW BUSTER! Pulling HBG's jaw down with a headbutt and Cleo hooks HBG to connect the FISHERMANS SUPLEX, AND BRIDGES THE PIN! OOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO....
WWEFan: KICKOUT by Heart Break Gal! HBG rolls away from Cleo and is using the turnbuckle to pull herself back up... meanwhile Cleo is waiting for HBG to do so as she CHARGES AND CONNECTS THE CROSSBODY IN TO THE CORNER! AND BEAUTIFULLY lands herself on the ring apron after that crossbody as HBG stumbles out of the corner hurt! Cleo LEAPS on to the ropes and SPRINGBOARDS OFF FOR THE SUNSET FLIP, the rolled up pin! OOOONEEEE, TWOOOOOO, but HBG grabs Cleo's legs and rolls HER up! OOOOONEEE... TWOOOOOO, CLEO kicks out! Cleopatra rushes to her feet as HBG barely pulls herself up before shes taken DOWN with the running enziguri! Could HBG be outclassed???
Flashback: Don't you say that! HBG is arguably the best Vixen to ever step in to this ring! Cleo is giving her a hell of a hard time though, as she's grabbing both of HBG's legs and is looking for a SHARPSHOOTER... HBG is struggling and squirming, and BREAKS the hook of Cleo's arms and hits a MONKEY FLIP with her legs sending Cleo flipping in to the canvas! Heart Break Gal gets up and Cleo returns with a CLOTHESLINE, but HBG ducks and DROPS THE ARM IN TO HER SHOULDER FOR THE ARMBREAKER! HBG goes towards Cages corner and tags Diamond Cage who has been extending his hand!
WWEFan: And Diamond Cage grabs something from the apron, he seems to have a... a TITANIUM BAT! He enters the ring with it! Jaywalker is shaking his head at his corner as Cage is challenging Jay to step in the ring-- and CAGE SPRINTS TOWARDS JAY AND SWINGS FOR THE SKULL!! JAY LEAPS OFF the apron a split second before impact, holding his head in shock! And Cage slides out of the ring as Jay backs up to our announce table- Cage SWINGS!!! JAY EVASIVELY DODGES THAT AND CAGE'S BAT SMACKS IN TO THE HOOD OF OUR TABLE DAMAGING IT SEVERELY! Cage turns towards Jay and swings AGAIN LIKE HIS HEAD WERE A BASEBALL, but Jay ducks that and DRIVES CAGE SPINEFIRST IN TO THE APRON!
Flashback: Jay SNATCHES the bat from Cage's palms and SWINGS IT IN TO DC'S RIBS! HBG looks on in shock, as Cage falls to his knees and Jay kicks Diamond Cage RIGHT in the skull! Cleo is clapping at this attack, as Jaywalker drops the titanium bat and lifts Diamond Cage up for a vertical suplex!!!! Jay backpedals right in front of us and wants to take Cage out!!!!! Oh my!!!!! JAY WITH THE SUPLEX SENDING CAGE RIGHT INTO THE HOOD OF OUR TABLE! And thankfully it does NOT break on this impact! Diamond Cage is laid out as Jaywalker still looks like he has work to do, and HBG is looking so worried--
WWEFan: BUT FROM IN THE RING, CLEO HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO HBG SENDING HER CRASHING IN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Cleo slides out of the ring now right next to Jaywalker, as she whispers something in to Jay's ear... Jay looks shocked at what he hears! Cleo is demanding that he hurry as Jay complies and Cleo rolls Diamond Cage on to his back atop of our announce table. Cleo now climbs on the table with him! Jaywalker meanwhile snatches a steel chair from one of the workers- but look at HBG! HBG who sees what is going on rushes to Jaywalker and is trying to snatch the Chair away from him-- BUT OH!!!! JAYWALKER RIPS THE CHAIR AWAY AND SMASHES IT OVER HBG'S SKULL!!!! COME ON!! WHAT A BASTARDLY MOVE, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO A WOMAN? HOW LOW DOWN IS THAT???
Flashback: Morals aren't Jay's thing, Fan and he's just proved that AGAIN! HBG is laid out and has blood trickling down her skull, and hands the chair to Cleopatra up on the table as Cage is pulling himself up- and Cleo puts DC's head in between the folds of the CHAIR AND IS PULLING HIM IN!!!!! WHAT DOES CLEO WHAT IS SHE.... IS SHE GOING FOR THE CANADIAN DESTROYER?!?!?! THAT'LL END HIS CAREER!!! CAN SHE EVEN PULL IT OFF???????
WWEFan: THIS IS CRAZY! CLEO HAS DC PULLED IN WITH HIS HEAD IN THE FLAPS OF THE CHAIR--- BUT CAGE HITS THE BACK BODY DROP SENDING CLEO FLYING TO RINGSIDE AND SMACKING IN TO THE GROUND! Jaywalker now approaches DC as he yanks the chair off of his head and tosses at Jay! And Jay catches it as DC LEAPS OFF FOR THE DIVING DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, IN TO JAYWALKERS BODY! Both members of CN Tower are down, and Diamond Cage drags Jay up and rolls him in to the ring! DC grabs the chair, tosses it in to the ring as well as Cage immediately climbs to the top turnbuckle with Jay on his back in the center of the ring... Cage is standing up at the top, and LEAPS OFF FOR THE MOONSAULT!!!!! ...... MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! AND CAGE HOOKS THE LEG!!! OOOOONEEEEEE.... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! JAYWALKER kicks out!
Flashback: Jaywalker is still in this! Meanwhile Cleo is crawling to her corner across the ring and Heart Break Gal is seated at ringside floor wiping blood from her face. Diamond Cage pulls Jaywalker up, tucks his head under Jay's arm and runs Jay gut first in to the turnbuckle! And Cage shifts positions, rear waistlocks and DROPS THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! AND IT CARRYS OVER AS CAGE RETURNS UP... ANOTHER GERMAN!!! CAGE HOLDS ON, PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP AND DROPS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! TRIFECTA! And Cage with the waistlock still in rolls Jay onto his stomach and spinners around to Jay's front as he pulls him up and lifts Jaywalker to drop the VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! AND picks him up, ANOTHER VERTICAL! And hits ANOTHER VERTICAL! ANOTHER TRIFECTA, AND LATERAL PRESS COVERS OVER JAYWALKER AFTER THE FOURTH SUPLEX PLANTED, 7 IN TOTAL! 7 STRAIGHT SUPLEXES! OOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO...... THRE-KICKOUT! Kickout!
WWEFan: Jay is being pushed here!! Diamond Cage swiftly grabs the steel chair from the floor as Jay is some how trying to recover from that beating! Jaywalker tugs on the ropes for support in getting up, and Jay turns around, stumbles past DC and meets a CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING JAY TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES! Diamond Cage sets up the chair now as we're drawing nearer to perhaps the end of an illustrious undefeated streak! Cage has set up the chair in seated position and CAGE GRABS JAYWALKER AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE MIDNIGHT HORROR!!!!! PILEDRIVER THAT WILL SEND JAY'S HEAD THROUGH THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR! BUT JAY IS STRUGGLING OUT OF IT, TRYING TO FIGHT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY!
Flashback: Jay hooks his feet on to one of Cage's ankles and breaks OUT of the gutwrench for the piledriver! Cage bashes his fists in to Jay's spine, but Jay with his duo-foot trip brings Cage down to one knee! And Jay with one arm twirls out of the piledriver position, and as Cage rises JAYWALKER NAILS THE TRANCENSION LARIAT!!!!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! CAGE IS DOWN, JAY ROLLS DC OVER, HOOK OF THE LEG!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!.... TWOOOOOOOOO!!!... DIAMOND CAGE SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! DC IS UN FINISHED! And Jay drops to his knees, pulls DC's head up and HAMMERS FISTS IN TO DC'S MOUTH BY THE DOZENS! STRAIGHT, QUICK, SWIFT SHOTS!
WWEFan: Jaywalker catches himself, looks around and sees Cleo on the apron as he stands up, picks up the steel chair and tags her in! And I can see why he did that, because HBG is on the apron and is forced to step in and Jaywalker hands Cleopatra the chair!! HBG is defenseless as Cleo closes in, and SWINGS at HBG for the chair shot right in to the arm!!! HBG gets taken down and Cleo lifts the chair high above her and SMASHES IT ACROSS HBG'S SKULL! AND CLEO GUILLOTINE-SPIKES THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HBG'S THROAT, AND PRESSES IT CHOKING HER OUT COMPLETELY! Diamond Cage can't bear to watch this as he's rolled to his apron at his corner! Cleo is behind HBG and pulls HBG up by her hair and whispers something in to her ear...
Flashback: AND HITS THE DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!! OH NO!!!! AND FROM BEHIND CLEO LOCKS IN THE CLEO LOCK!!!! STRAIGHT JACKET CHOKE!!! DC IS ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN!!! HBG IS FADING FAST!! DC RUSHES IN TO THE RING BUT-- LOOK BEHIND, JAYWALKER GRABS DC FROM BEHIND BY THE LEG AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! AND JAY LIFTS DC AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE SPINEBUSTER!!! RIGHT IN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! JAYWALKER KNEW THE WHOLE TIME DC WOULD DO THIS! HE CAME PREPARED!
WWEFAN: AND HBG IS IN SO MUCH AGONY, AS CLEO APPLIES PRESSURE AT 100 PERCENT! HBG IMMEDIATELY FALLS UNCONSCIOUS, AND CLEO THROWS HER HEAD TO THE MAT TO COVER! OOOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( "Mercy - Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne" hits as Cleo gets up and celebrates with the referee raising her hand )
Ring Announcer: Here are are your winners and STILL THE VIXENS CHAMPION AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON... JAYWALKER AND CLEOPATRAAA... CCCCCC NNNNNNN TOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!
( Jaywalker slides in with both titles and hands the Vixens one to Cleo; they both celebrate in the ring )
Flashback: Cleo has outclassed HBG, and Jaywalker has outsmarted Diamond Cage! After sheer effort, teamwork and fortitude on display these two were able to prove again why they are perhaps the two best competitors in EAW right now!
WWEFan: Likely, yes! CN Tower leaves Reasonable Doubt as the duo Vixens and Heavyweight Champion! These two represent the absolute best of their breed and there has been NOBODY, NOBODY in the last 8 months who've been able to prove them otherwise. I'm not Jaywalker's biggest fan but I do know him from a personal standpoint based on how much I've worked with him over the years, and I can tell you that right now this man is at the top of his game!
Flashback: Which is why he's among the best this business has ever seen. Only guys like him deserve to be called the Greatest of All Time. And Cleopatra likewise has taken another giant leap in to her spot as the Greatest Vixen of All Time! It's a ton of greatness in that ring!
( DC is at ringside looking up at the celebrating Jaywalker in disappointment )
( CN Tower eventually leave the ring and walk up the ramp together still feeling victorious )
Fan: Only one match left….and it is Hell in a Cell!
( Ominous music plays as the hell in the cell is lowered to the floor )
Ring Announcer: The following is your main event and it is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!
( A promo package begins to play showing Methuselah in the ring )
Meth: I always knew this day would happen …I always feared this day would happen…
Meth: Back before Demon got big, before he got popular, before anybody even knew who he was, I put him under my wing and thought him everything that he knows…
( Highlights play of Demon teaming with Mr.Blood )
Meth: I watched him win King of Extreme, I watched him carry himself as a world champion, I watched it all like a smiling father watching his son finally make it… he was going to carry on my legacy, he was supposed to be the modern day Mr.DEDEDE.
( Highlights of Demons WHC title reign play )
Meth: And yet he sold his soul for riches, he sold his soul to be noticed; he stabbed me in the back …
( Highlights play of Demon joining Project E.G.O )
Meth: He’s always wanted to be like me, he always craved MY approval …He tried to use MY theme song at House of Glass, he tried to use MY spear last week, he tries to talk to his opponents like I do….
You could have had anybody induct you into the Hall of Fame, you could have had your EGO ‘friends’ induct you, you could have had Cameron or Dubian induct you but no, you HAD ME induct you
( Highlights of DEDEDE inducting Demon into the HOF )
Meth: I’m gonna put his career to rest, I’m going to cut off his wings and watch him fall, fall worse than he already has for the last two months.
Demon: And Ryan Adams is nothing more than an egoistical, selfish son of a bitch who wouldn’t give a rats ass if EAW closed its doors tomorrow morning.
( Promo video ends )
( Monster by Kanye West hits as Methuselah walks out )
Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring ….METHUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEELLAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ready or Not by Meek Mill plays as Dark Demon walks out )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flashback: Here we go, both men circle each other before going face to face …AND JUST LIKE AT NO REGARDS, DEMON SPITS IN THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! AND METH FIRES BACK AT DEMON WITH A BIG HAYMAKER TO THE FACE! AND DEMON FIRES ONE BACK AT METH! BOTH EXPLODING FISTS AT EACH OTHER!! THIS IS LIKE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING STYLE FISTS, RELENTLESS!! …And Methuselah backs up into the turnbuckle as Demon continues to pound into his former idol with stiff and powerful fists and elbows…
Fan: Demon now grabs Meth and looks for the Irish whip but Meth reserves with a whip of his own and sends Demon into the opposing turnbuckle, Meth charges at Demon in the opposite corner but DEMON CONNECTS WITH THE CYCLONE KILL!! ROLLING BIG BOOT INTO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!! …Meth goes down and rolls out of the ring, big time move already by Demon as he rolls out of the ring and just watches Methuselah try and get to his feet…Demon grabs Meth and RAM HIS HEAD INTO THE CELL STRUCTURE! BUT METH BLOCKS IT BY RAMMING HIS ELBOW INTO DEMONS MID-SECTION AND GRABS DEMON, SMASHING DEMONS FACE INTO THE CELL WALL!! ..Demon is the first to taste the cell tonight but Meth isn’t done as he grabs Demon and LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!!
Flashback: I could hear the impact from here, Demon is clutching his shoulder in large amounts of pain as Meth wastes absolutely no time here, lifting Demon up to his feet and whipping him into the opposing cell structure spine first! Meth now grabs Demon, screaming abuse into his face as he looks for a second Irish whip into the cell but Demon reserves and PULLS METHUSELAH IN ----AND CONNECTS WITH A FLAPJACK!! SENDING METH FACE/TORSO FIRST INTO THE CELL!! METHS BODY EATS INTO THAT CELL!! AND DEMON KEEPS HOLD OF METH, ALLOWING HIM TO DROP HIM HARD ONTO THE FLOOR SPINE FIRST!! Demon is given some time to regroup, some time to rethink and get back into this as he clutches onto his shoulder …
Fan: Demon looks under the ring and pulls out a steel chair, Meth is getting to his feet but NOT FOR LONG AS DEMON CRACKS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE TOP OF METHS HEAD!! THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL CHAIR SHOT JUST RATTLED METHS BRAINS AS METH STUMBLES WITH HIS BACK UP AGAINST THE CELL AS DEMON SWINGS AGAIN, THIS TIME SWINGING FOR METHS FACE!! Meth falls to his hands and knees as Demon DRIVES that chair into his spine as Meth yells out in pain! Demon throws the chair back into the ring and looks back underneath the ring, Demon smirks as he pulls out a steel chain, this isn’t gonna be pretty as Demon has that chain in his hand as Meth is trying to get to his feet but DEMON WHIPS METHUSELAH ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!! DEMON IS WHIPPING METHUSELAH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN, WHIPPING HIM LIKE A DOG AS METH IS ROARING IN PAIN AGAINST THAT CELL!!
Flashback: AND DEMON NOW WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND METHS THROAT AND STARTS CHOKING METHUSELAH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!! DEMON REARS BACK CAUSING THE CHAIN TO GO FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF METH!! CUTTING OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY!! METH IS BEING CHOKED OUT BY THAT CHAIN AS DEMON TIGHTENS THE HOLD!! METHS FACE IS LOSING COLOUR FAST, HE’S FADING FAST, THIS COULD BE OVER FAST AS DEMON TRIES TIGHTENING THE CHOKE WITH THAT CHAIN!! BUT METH PULLS HIS ARMS BACK, RAKING DEMON IN THE EYES!! Demon stumbles backwards as Meth is struggling for air, he’s gasping desperately for oxygen as he takes that chain off around his neck…
Fan: And Demon comes back at Meth but METH SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIN RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! Demon slumps by the ring frame, that knocked him loopy as Meth has time to recover, Meth rolls Demon onto the apron and Meth rolls into the ring with the steel chain as he waits for Demon to slowly get up, slowly get to his feet on that apron BUT METH AGAIN SMASHES THAT CHAIN BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! AND THAT CAUSES THE BRIDGE ON DEMONS NOSE TO START BLEEDING, DEMON IS THE FIRST TO SEE DEMON IN THIS MATCH AS HE TRIES TO HOLD ONTO THE ROPE TO HOLD HIM UP….
Flashback:…But Meth wraps that chain around Demons throat, Meth is struggling to breathe but he doesn’t seem to care at this point as he grabs the loose part of the chain and FALLS BACKWARDS…CAUSING THE PART OF THE CHAIN WRAPPED ON DEMONS THROAT TO DRIVE INTO HIS THROAT!! AND NOW ITS METH WHO IS CHOKING DEMON, REARING AS BACK AS HE CAN AS DEMON IS GETTING CHOKED, ALMOST IN A HANGING POSITION!! AND METH PUTS AS MORE FORCE INTO PULLING THE CHAIN BACK AS HE HUMANLY CAN THAT DEMONS HEAD PUT JUST SNAP OFF!!! DEMONS AIR SUPPLY HAS BEEN CUT OFF AND HE’S FADING, FADING FAST AS HIS HEAD IS DROPPING AS METH CONTINUES TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN!!
Fan: And Meth finally lets go as Demon slumps by that rope, Demons head is dropped as he is gasping for air but Meth wastes no time and picks up the steel chair that Demon brought in and SWINGS THE CHAIR AT DEMONS HEAD FULL FORCE!!! THE CHAIR CONNECTS INTO THE SIDE OF DEMONS HEAD WITH AS MUCH FORCE AS METH COULD PUT IN AS DEMON FALLS OFF THE APRON AND CRASHES INTO THE CELL!! OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS!! ….Meth now has time to regroup, he has marks all across his back, Demon is utterly motionless on the floor, laying in a tiny puddle of blood from the bridge of his nose as Meth rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the ring …pulling out a BARBED WIRE 2X4!!These want to destroy each other and bah gawd are they gonna do it!
Flashback: Meth is wielding that 2x4 in his hand as he grabs Demon and GRINDS THAT 2X4 INTO THE HEAD OF DEMON!! THE BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO DEMONS FOREHEAD AS METH GRINDS THAT 2X4 FURTHER INTO DEMONS FOREHEAD, DEMON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FOREHEAD!! And Meth isn’t done, not by a long shot as he lifts Demon up and JUST WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THE HEAD OF DEMON SMASHES INTO THOSE STEPS THAT COME OFF!! THAT’S HOW MUCH IMPACT METH USED AND JUST IMAGINE WHAT TYPE OF PAIN DEMON IS GOING THROUGH IN HIS HEAD NOW!! And Meth is watching Demon suffer by those steps, Meth places the 2x4 on the apron and Demon is barely moving as Meth walks over, stomping Demon on the head and Meth lifts up the top part of the steps and OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!
Fan: METH DROPS THE STEPS ONTO DEMONS CHEST!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON KICKS METH IN THE GROIN, OUT OF DESPERATION, OUT OF SHEER WILL!!! And Meth is still holding onto those steps, he’s in pain from that kick to the nuts that DEMON USING WHATEVER FORCE HE HAS LEFT IN HIS LEGS TO KICK BOTH FEET AT THE STEPS, CUASING IT TO BOUNCE DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF METH!! And Meth falls down, holding onto his face as Demon is crawling away, regrouping and regaining his senses, he’s taken the beating already as he uses the cell to lift himself up, half of Demons face is covered in blood and he grabs the 2x4, how Demon is even walking is beyond me right now…
Flashback: Meth is using the opposing cell wall to lift himself up to his feet, blood trickling down from above his right eye as Demon slowly walks towards Meth …AND DEMON SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE SPINE OF METHUSELAH!! AND AGAIN BY DEMON AND AGAIN!! THAT 2X4 IS RIPPING SKIN OF METHS BACK!!! AND DEMON GOES FOR ONE FINAL SWING INTO METHS BACK!! AND LOOK FAN, THAT 2X4 IS CAUGHT IN METHS BACK!! THE 2X4 IS CAUGHT IN THE SKIN OF METHS BACK, OH GOD, THIS IS DIGUSTING AS DEMON JUST RIPS THE BAT OFF METHS BACK, CAUSING SKIN TO COME OFF WITH IT!!! DEAR GOD, METHS BACK IS BLEEDING BAD AS HE ROARS IN PAIN, THIS IS UNWORDLY!!
Fan: And Demon rolls Meth back into the ring, Demon slides in, still battered himself as Meth is pulling himself up but DEMON GOES FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!! BUT NO!!!! METH DUCKS IT AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR!!! SPEAR INTO DEMON!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON SIDE-STEPPED IT AT THE LAST MOMENT AS METH CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE SHOULDER FIRST!! AND DEMON GRABS METH FROM BEHIND AND HITS A RESERVE DDT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! THE BACK OF METHS HEAD HITS INTO THAT CHAIR! AND DEMON WITH THE PIN!!
!!!...........NO!!!!!!! KICKOUT BY METH!!!!
Flashback: And Meth now rolls out of the ring, probably for the smart reasons as Demon is pulling himself up to his feet, hatred is driving this man along as Meth is using the ring frame to lift himself up but DEMON CHARGES.. AND DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A TOPE CON DEMON!!! RUNNING SOMMERSAULT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! BUT METH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DEMON IS HURLED AND CRASHES INTO THE CELL WALL SPINE FIRST AND LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR! BAH GAWD AMIGHTY! And Meth looks on, SMILING that Demon is in a wreck of pain and Meth looks underneath the ring, pulling out …OH GOD!! METHUSELAH PULLS OUT NOT ONE BUT TWO BARBED WIRE TABLES!!! THIS IS HOW EVIL METH IS, THIS IS HOW MERICLESS THIS MAN IS!! TWO FREAKING BARBED WIRE TABLES!!
Fan: Meth slides each table into the ring and grabs Demon, rolling him back into the ring as Meth again checks under the ring …pulling out a 15ft Ladder! Meth slides that ladder into the ring, picking it up as Demon is trying to get up and METH RAMS THE LADDER INTO THE RIBS OF DEMON!! Demon falls to his knees as METH AGAIN DRIVES THE LADDER BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! DEMON GOES DOWN, THAT INJURED NOSE NOT ANY BETTER AS METH DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!!! THIS IS SURELY IT!!!
ONE!!!!!!!...........TWOO!!!!!!!!!!........NO!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
Flashback: And Meth is FURIOUS! Meth is ANGRY! Meth lifts himself to his feet as he grabs one of the barbed wire tables and opens it up, Meth is planning to end this now as he grabs Demon and drags him towards the table….AND METH LIFTS DEMON UP, SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON KNEES METH IN THE GROIN, SECOND SHOT IN THE GROIN AS DEMON LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR AND DROPS HIM THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! METHS HEAD GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!! METH WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE!!! METH HAS BARBED WIRE CUTTING INTO HIS HEAD!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW DEMON FOUND THE STRENGTH TO PULL THAT OFF BUT HE DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!...........TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!...........NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! METH KICKS OUT!!! METH KICKS OUT!!!! SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW!!!!
Fan: UNBELIEVABLE!!! METH IS LYING IN BARBED WIRE, HIS HEAD IS CUT OPEN AND POURING BLOOD DOWN HIS FACE AS DEMON IS REALIZING WHAT HE GOT HIMSELF INTO …Demon is lifting himself to his feet, Demon lifts up the ladder and DRIVES THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! DEMON TRYING TO MAKE METHS LUNGS COLLAPSE BUT EACH DEMON DOES THIS, THE BARBED WIRE THAT METH IS LYING IN, DIGS FURTHER INTO THE CUT BACK OF METHUSELAH!! And Demon drops the ladder, Demon now stalks Methuselah, who’s slowly crawling out of the wreckage and towards the ropes, Demon is completely toying with Methuselah now as Meth COUGHS UP BLOOD...
Flashback: And Meth is slowly pushing himself up, look at his body Fan, his back is drenched in blood as is his face, barbed wire is STUCK in his back as Demon is ready to put the nail in the coffin …And Meth turns around …AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO METH!!!!!! BUT METH DUCKS IT!!!!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!! GRAND SLAM INTO DEMON!!! THE GAWD HAS COME OUT TONIGHT, I DON’T KNOW OUT OF DESPERATION OR WHAT BUT DEMON HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WITH FORCE!!! PIN HIM METH!!! FINISH HIM OFF!!! WAIT, LOOK AT THIS!! METH KIPS UP!!!! METH KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!!! THE ADRENALINE IS FLOWING THROUGH THE BLOOD OF METHUSELAH AND METH STEPS OVER THE HEAD OF DEMON AND PULLS OFF HIS ELBOW PAD….OH MY….WE KNOW WHAT IS COMING UP AS METHUSELAH RUNS OFF THE ROPES…HOPS OVER DEMON….OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS AND ENTERTAINMENT ….THE BOTTOMLESS ELBOW!!!!!
Fan: HE GOT IT!!!!! METHUSELAH GOT IT!!!!!!! HE HASN’T HIT THAT MOVE IN SOOOO LONG BUT BAH GAWD, HE HAS IT!!! METH HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF DARK DEMON!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!..............THREEEE---NO!!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!!
Fan: WHAT?!!?!? WHAT!?!??! HOW…..HOW DID DEMON DO THAT?!? HOW DID DEMON KICK OUT OF THAT…METH IS IN SHOCK, HE NEEDS TO HIT THAT SPEAR ON DEMON! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN THIS MATCH!! Meth is in shock, he’s pulling at his hair but Meth looks over at that steel chair and gets to his feet, Meth picks up the chair and slowly walks over to the turnbuckle…And Meth climbs the turnbuckle with the chair, Meth is in ungodly wants of pain but he keeps on climbing as Demon is motionless on the mat and Meth looks down at him …OH NO!!! METHS GONNA FINISH DEMON OFF!!! METH LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE WINGS OF HELL!!! THE WINGS OF HELL INTO DE----NO!!!!! DEMON, ALMOST MOCKING METH KIPS UP TO HIS FEET, ‘ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER’ AND CATCHES METH IN MID-AIR ON HIS SHOULDERS …OH NO!!!!
Flashback: GO!!! TO!!!!! SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!! THE COMA KILLAH!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THAT’S THE SAME MOVE THAT CM BANKS USED TO PUT METH INTO RETIREMENT AT PAIN 4 PRIDE, THAT EXACT SAME COUNTER, WINGS OF HELL INTO A GTS AND HISTORY IS GOING TO REPEAT ITSELF!!! DEMON KNOCKED OUT ONE OF METHS TEETH WITH THAT… AND DEMON FALLS TO HIS KNEES, SMIRKING, LAUGHING, HE’S GOT A BLOODY FACE, HE’S IN JOY, CAESAR AS HE IS KNOWS METH IS MOTIONLESSS, HE’S MILKING IT IN, MILKING IN THE JOY AS DEMON HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF METH!! HERE WE GO!!!!
Fan: WAIT NO!!! HANG ON, HOLD THE PHONE FLASH!!! THE REFEREE IS WAVING THE PIN OFF!!! METH HAS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS IS STILL ON!!! WOOW!!! DEMON CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE’S GOT A EXPRESSIONLESS FACE ON HIM, HE’S LOOKING AT HIS BLOODY HANDS IN SHOCK….AND SHOCK TURNS TO ANGER, DEMON GETS TO HIS FEET AND GRABS THE REFEREE, YELLING IN HIS FACE!! THIS DEMONIC, PYSCHO, KILLER LOOK ON HIS FACE AS DEMON NAILS THE REFEREE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!! HE TOOK OUT THE REFEREE!!!! AND FROM BEHIND, METH IS ON HIS KNEES AND HE DRIVES THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE GROIN OF DEMON!!! DEMON FALLS TO THE MAT, HOLDING HIS NUTS IN PAIN AS METH STAYS ON HIS KNEES BUT I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHERE HE IS…
Flashback: Whelp, Cameron certainly won’t be having children with Demon anytime soon…
Fan: Meth is struggling to even get onto his feet, he’s STILL coughing up blood as Demon has rolled away…Meth needs to get onto his f---wait, what?? WHAT?!?! OH NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! HBB, POP AND TROY CONWAY ARE WALKING DOWN HERE, AND TROY HAS BOLT CUTTERS IN HIS HAND!! OH CMON, NO!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THUGS LIKE PROJECT E.G.O OUT OF HERE AND TROY CUTS THE BOLT OF THE DOOR, PROJECT E.G.O ARE IN THE HELL IN A CELL!!! NO!!! AND POP AND TROY ENTER THE RING AS POP GRABS THE 2X4 AND SWINGS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF METHUSELAH!!! METH FALLS BACK TO HIS KNEES AS HIS MID-SECTION IS CUT OPEN, BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF HIS STOMACH AS POP SWINGS IT ACROSS METHS FACE!!! METH GOES DOWN!!
Flashback: And Troy opens up the other barbed wire table as HBB is mocking Methuselah, doing the ‘Swerve’ chops as Troy LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR….AND DRIVES METHUSELAH THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! METH CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AND THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! THAT CUT UP BACK AGAIN GETS SLICED BY BARBED WIRE!! METH IS SHAKING, HE’S INTERNALLY SHAKING!!!! POP opens the ladder and sets it up as HBB grabs the steel chair and DRIVES IT INTO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH!!! THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FAN, HE SCREWED PEOPLE OVER SINCE 2007, LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER AND E.G.O IS GIVING HIM BACK KARMA!! AND LOOK AT POP, POP IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND HBB HOLDS THE CHAIR DOWN ON METHS CHEST AS POP LEEEEEEEEAAAAPPSSS OFFF THE LADDEEEEEEEERRRR….
Fan; AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH GETS DRIVEN INTO THE CHEST OF METH!!!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT HE DESERVES THIS?!?! HE MAY HAVE A COLLASPED LUNG, HE MAY NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO BREATHE ANYMORE, HE’S COUGHING UP BLOOD, BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS ALREADY, RING THE BELL AND GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!!
HBB: I warned ya… I told you to leave and not to come back, but you didn’t want to listen to me…EAW is E.G.O and people like ‘Methuselah’ aren’t neede----**The lights go out**
Flashback: Now what?! The lights have gone out, is there ANYTHING else that can happen in this match??
( The lights come back on with RoV standing in the ring with the smiley mask on )
Fan: ITS ROBBIE…OR ROV!!! ROV!!! AND POP CHARGES TOWARDS ROV!! BUT ROV GETS HIM WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!! TROY CHARGES AT ROV BUT ROV STOPS HIM DEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! YES!! TROY GOES DOWN BUT HBB SWINGS A CHAIR AT ROV!!! BUT ROV DUCKS THE CHAIR SHOT AND CONNECTS WITH THE DELETE!!! DELETE!!! DELETE INTO HBB!!! HBB GOES DOWN, THIS IS SIMPLY AMAZING!! PROJECT E.G.O ARE TAKEN OUT AS ROV STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, LOOKING ACROSS AT METH WHO’S SLUMPED ACROSS THE APRON, VOMITTING BLOOD…
Flashback: And RoV leaves the cell, security taking out Troy, POP and HBB as it is back to just Demon and Meth …Meth rolls out of the floor, the smarter option as he can recover but I don’t know how he can, he’s drenched in blood and Demon is getting to his feet, he had time to regain himself as he stands up, blood still drenching his face as he looks over at Methuselah, motionless in a puddle of blood and Demon looks under the ring …Demon said he’d end Methuselah tonight and he may have already as Demon pulls out ANOTHER BARBED WIRE TABLE!! A THIRD ONE IN THIS MATCH!!! Demon slides it in and rolls in himself, setting up the barbed wire table in the middle of the ring, Demon rolls back out again, looking underneath for now what?? …And Demon pulls out something, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FAN?!?
Fan: I BELIEVE THAT’S LIGHTER FLUID FLASHBACK!!! …Demon rolls back in and POURS the lighter fluid onto the barbed wire table as Demon puts his hand in his boot and …PULLS OUT A MATCH!! Demon lights that match and the BARBED WIRE TABLE ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!! THIS TRULY IS HELL AND DEMON IS TRULY THE GOTTDAMN DEVIL, HE’S NOT GONNA END METHUSELAH, HE’S GONNA KILL HIM!!! Methuselah crawls onto the apron, blood pouring off him like a fat kid pouring sweat in a gym as Demon grabs Meth and pulls Meth in …OH NO!!! DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE!!!! DEMONS WELCOME THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOO!!!!!! METH PUSHES DEMON AWAY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, DEMON COMES CHARGING BACK BUT METH WITH THE SPEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!! DEMON WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD!!!! AND DEMON FLOATS OVER METH AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMANS CLUTCH!!!!
Flashback: HANGMANS CLUTCH APPLIED!!! MODIFIED STFU APPLIED ON METHUSELAH AS DEMON REARS BACK, TRYING TO SNAP METHS HEAD OFF!!! DEMON TIGHTENS THE HOLD AS METH IS STRUGGLING!!! METHS BLOOD IS SPILLING OUT ONTO DEMONS BODY, HIS AIR SUPPLY IS GOING AS DEMON IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP!!! TO GIVE UP, TO RETIRE!!!! A SECOND REFEREE IS RUNNING OUT HERE, INCASE METH TAPS, INCASE METH SUBMITS!!! AND METHS WHOLE CAREER IS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, HIS SIX YEARS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIM, HE’S STRUGGLING TO BREATHE NOW!!!
Fan: METH IS CRAWLING FOR THE ROPES, SOMEHOW!! HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK OF BLOOD AND SWEAT, DEMON IS NOT LETTING UP, HE SWORE TO PUT AN END TO METHUSELAH TONIGHT, INSIDE THIS HELL!! METH IS INCHING TO THE ROPES AND HE GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! BUT DEMON REFUSES TO LET GO!!! DEMON IS TRYING TO KILL METH HERE!! AND METH CRAWLS TO THE FLOOR AS DEMON KEEPS THE HANGMANS CLUTCH APPLIED ON THE FLOOR!! METH LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE’S ALL HE CAN HAVE AS HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP, NO!! METHS DONE!! THE CAREER OF METHUSELAH IS FINISHED!!
Flashback: METHS NOT TAPPING, HE’S REACHING TOWARDS THAT BOLT CUTTER!! METH HAS THAT BOLT CUTTER IN HAND AND SWING IT BACKWARDS, INTO DEMONS FACE!!! OVER AND OVER BY METH, USING ANY BIT OF ENGERY THAT HE CAN!! AND DEMON BREAKS THE HOLD!!! …Meth is motionless on the floor, he’s not moving an inch, motionless in that pool of blood that surrounds him as Demon is on one knee, both men have taken so much punishment in this match, I don’t know how long this thing can keep going in this thing …And Meth is starting to crawl, he’s crawling out the door! Typical Methuselah, always running!
Fan: Will you shut up! Demon gets to his feet, his face is drenched completely now as he goes out the door with Methuselah, both men are out the door! Demon grabs Methuselah and looks to RAM HIM INTO THE CELL WALL!! BUT METH BLOCKS AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO DEMONS FACE! Demon stumbles backwards as Meth is wobbly, he’s running on pure emotions now as Meth grabs Demon and RAMS HIM INTO THE CELL WALL!! Meth grabs Demon by the skull and drags him around the cell and over to us as METH DRIVES DEMON SKULL FIRST INTO OUR TABLE!!! OVER AND OVER AS DEMON IS SLUMPED BY OUR TABLE!!!
Flashback: Meth is mad, Meth is furious as he rips off our table cover and grabs a monitor, SMASHING IT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON!!! THE MONITOR SMASHES IN DEMONS FACE!! Demon falls on our table as Meth keeps hold of the monitor and looks up and an evil, EVIL SMILE FORMS ON METHS FACE!! AND METH BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE CELL WITH THE MONITOR IN HAND, HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE WINGS OF HELL FROM UP THERE AND KILL DEMON!!! METH IS SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THAT CELL, BLOOD DRIPPING OFF HIM BUT HE GETS UP THERE, THIS ISN’T GONNA BE PRETTY, I DON’T THINK I CAN WATCH THIS AS METH GETS TO THE TOP OF THE CELL, 20 FT HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THE MONITOR UNDERNEATH HIS ARM!!
Fan: AND METH LOOKS DOWN AT DEMON, AN EVIL SMIRK IS ON HIS FACE…DON’T DO THIS METH, ITS NOT WORTH IT!!! YOU’RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!! METH SAID DEMONS BLOOD WOULD BE ON HBBS HANDS AND ITS HBBS ACTIONS, HBBS ASSAULT IN THIS CELL THAT HAS CAUSED METH TO SNAP…AND METH WITH THE WINGS OF HELL FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL TO DEMON ON OUR TABLE!!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON ROLLS OFF THE TABLE BEFORE METH LEAPS OFF AND DEMON IS CLIMBING THE CELL, IS HE INSANE?!?! METH IS ARMED WITH A MONITOR AND DEMON IS CLIMBING THAT 20FT CELL!!!
Flashback: METH SENDS THAT MONITOR INTO DEMON!! METH IS HITTING DEMON WITH THE MONITOR!! BUT DEMON HITS METH WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!! Meth stumbles backwards as Demon gets up onto the cell but Meth stomps on Demons head and Meth lifts Demon up and METH SUPLEXS DEMON ONTO THE TOP OF THE CELL!! Demon rolls in agony as Meth lifts Demon up to his feet and LOOKS TO SUPLEX DEMON OFF THE CELL!!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON BLOCKS IT, NAILING METH WITH AN UPPERCUT!! AND DEMON PULLS METH IN …OH NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!! DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE OFFF THE CEEELLL!!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!!!! METH SHOVES DEMON AWAY AND METH CHARGES TOWARDS DEMON ------SPEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR BY METH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: OH GOD!!! OH GODDDD!!!!!!!! METH JUST SPEARED DEMON THROUGH THE CELL!!! THE CELL PANEL GAVE WAY AND DEMON IS SPEARED THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! DEMON GOT SPEARED 20FT THROUGH THE CELL AND INTO THAT FLAMING TABLE WITH BARBED WIRE!!!! DEMON IS LYING IN BURNT BARBED WIRE, HE’S MOTIONLESS IN THAT BARBED WIRE, BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF DEMONS BACK, OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, OUT OF HIS SHOULDER BLADES!!!! DEMON IS DEAD, HE HAS TO BE DEAD!!! THERE CAN BE NO WAY BACK FOR HIM NOW!!! METH IS DRAPED ON TOP OF DEMON, HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN BUT I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE JUST DID!!!
Flashback: AND HERE IS THE COVER, COVER BY METHUSELAH!!! LORD PLEASE LET THIS BE IT!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….METTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHUSELAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: METHUSELAH ENTERED HELL AND HE SURVIVED, HE’S WON THE WAR!! BAH GOD, BAH GAWD, WHAT AN ENDING, WHAT A MATCH!!! A-MAZING!!!
Flashback: Meth did indeed walk into hell itself and lived to tell the tell but both men took such a beating, Methuselah pushed his body to the absolute limit in this match, he’s a bloody motionless wreck in the ring….
Fan: But what about Demon!? He said he’d never come back to EAW, that he would leave EAW if he lost …And honestly, I don’t know how he even could after this, I have never seen anybody take a spear THROUGH the cell and THROUGH a flaming table with barbed wire, it’d be considered a miracle if he could walk again…
**The cell is quickly is quickly risen so EMTS can enter the ring, a stretcher is called for Demon as Methuselah rolls to the side of the ring, refusing medical help. EMTs cut Demon from the barbed wire as blood pours out of his body still despite being unconscious as he is slowly placed onto the stretcher and wheeled up the ramp as the Heart Break Boy watches at the top of the ramp with his hands on his head**
Flashback: Well if this is truly his last match in EAW, that’s one hell of a way, a fantastic performance from a fantastic extremist…
**Methuselah gets to his feet, blood dripping down his body from everywhere as he has to drag himself up the ramp as he reaches the top of the ramp where HBB is, Methuselah shrugs his shoulders, ‘’I told you’’ as he walks past HBB but HBB grabs him and pulls him back**
Fan: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are out of time, thank for joining us tonight for a fantastic show, we have new champions, a new General Manager along with a lot more, tune in next week on Showdown for all the fallout from this show and the road to the Grand Rampage, goodnight.
**HBB and Methuselah go face to face, staring each down as HBB has an absolute emotionless look on his face, same with Methuselah despite the amount of blood on his face**
( EAW logo buzzes )
( Camera fades to black )